Slipping From Sanity
Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

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dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

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im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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