Slipping From Sanity

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

  1. Farquaad
  2. Farquaad II
  3. Farquaad III
  4. Farquaad IV
  5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

cloakanddaggerdev:

I used to be one of D&D 3.5 loyalists that still stuck to that version after so many years despite its many flaws. I never made the switch to 4th edition because it played too much like a fantasy combat simulator, and Pathfinder wasn’t even on my radar.

Once all the core books are out, I intend…

Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

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dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

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im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal